Emperor’s Declaration | Emperor of the Internet

…”As Emperor I will rule wisely and without prejudice.  I will interact as little as necessary with Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN – the  current internet elected ruling body), and will stay well in the background of any of the day-to-day Internet business or governance, preferring instead to perform duties which will help disseminate the Internet’s positive influence and popularity, establish World Peace, establish an Asteroid Warning and Deterrance Agency, disseminate the true mechanism of Earth’s expansion through recent history, and the proper frame of reference for the study of planetary geology,  and occasionally issue Royal Internet Titles to deserving others”…